Eluterius

Love and marriage
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Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant
Marriage is a Chinese take-out

Love is cuddling on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac drive

Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothing in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank

Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

Deze pagina verzamelt zeer oude doorstuurmails en domme lijstjes die ons in de prehistorie gemaild werden. We hadden ze destijds verzameld als "funmails" en je kon ze vanaf de site naar anderen doorsturen.
En waarom bewaren we ouwe nest? Daarom. Omdat we daar goesting in hebben.