Eluterius

1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife\'s
breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of
milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking
milk after EXPIRY DATE !!
2. Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside.
His finger went to tease wife\'s pussy.
Wife ask “you want sex”?
Husband answer “No”, just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
3. Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can\'t stop laughing.
Moral of story? Whenever there\'s a wet pussy,
there\'s a happy cock.
4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
5. Girls\' reaction to penis sizes: 9“ : Oh shit, pain !
7” : Oh yes, shiok !
6“ : Ohhh, perfect !
5” : Ohmm, Ok !
4“ : Push more !
3” : Is it in?
2“ : Idiot ! just use your tongue ! 6. Woman in bed with husband\'s best friend, phone
rings! ”YES“.. OK, BYE”. She turns to her
lover and says, THAT\'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE\'S
NOW GOLFING WITH YOU. 7. 3 Roosters: a normal, a retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!! 8. What\'s the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this
world?
Answer : INTER COURSE.
No matter how many strokes or what style you
play, your balls will never go in !! 9. FACT : Women can get a 2 inch wide penis into
a 1.5 inch vagina in pitchdark, but can\'t
get a fucking 15 feet car into a 40ft
parking space in broad daylight !! 10. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to
heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS..
because everynight I see my mum\'s legs up high and
and screaming \"OH GOD! I\'M COMING....
11. 3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I\'m Peter, not a saint.
I\'m Paul not a POPE.
I\'m John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I\'m Mary, not a VIRGIN. 12. Q: Why do men have pubic hair?
A: A nest for their bird...
Q: Why do women have pubic hair?
A: A resting place for the coming bird !!! 13. What does it mean when a girl offers PEPSI
to a guy : P : Please
E : Enter
P : Penis
S : Slowly
I : Inside Ahhhhh... Shiok.... 14. Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams.. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
Wives are Maggie. Eaten when there\'s nothing to eat.!!! 15. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts
her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied :I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

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