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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- It´s Thursday evening in Toronto - I had to actually ask the drummer - but for us, it´s Friday night ~ Paul Weller
- Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can le
- Conniff Braakstaaf, een woesteling met een obsessie voor de zorgsector, heeft afgelopen zondag voor het eerst hoorbaar geboerd. Een belevenis!!!
- Dik Advokaat zei: 'Nou, dan had ik zoiets van...tja.' - eens te meer een bewijs dat 't een leegheaufdige zaque is
- valt er sneeuw in mei is kerstmis voorbij
- Wie zijn eigen weg gaat, kan door niemand ingehaald worden
- weet u dat ik ze mét stempel eigenlijk lekkerder vind?
- Dancer, and follow instead the Harrow boys; and say that I came on some such business as that of my lantern-bearers on the links; and described the boys as very cold, spat upon by flurries of rain, and drearily surrounded, all of which they were; and their talk as silly and indecent, which it certainly was
- blijven kan niet 677540211
- Als je in de spiegel kijkt met je ogen dicht, zie je hoe je eruitziet als je slaapt! Het werkt echt!
- El'n Jaahn & Kicki Dee, El'n Jaahn & George Maikel, El'n Jaahn & Blue. EL'N JAAAHN!
- vóór het eten de tanden poetsen is net zo dom als voor het schijten je hol afvegen
- Vergis je niet tussen mijn persoonlijkheid en mijn houding; mijn persoonlijkheid is wie ik ben en mijn houding hangt af van wie jij bent.
- ik krijg koppijn van Feesboekiaanse teksten
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
Some light hearted moments...
1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife\'s
breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of
milk. POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking
milk after EXPIRY DATE !!
2. Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside.
His finger went to tease wife\'s pussy.
Wife ask “you want sex”?
Husband answer “No”, just want to wet my finger to turn the page.
3. Rooster & Cat going over bridge. Cat slips & falls
into river. Rooster can\'t stop laughing.
Moral of story? Whenever there\'s a wet pussy,
there\'s a happy cock.
4. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant !!
Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.
5. Girls\' reaction to penis sizes: 9“ : Oh shit, pain !
7” : Oh yes, shiok !
6“ : Ohhh, perfect !
5” : Ohmm, Ok !
4“ : Push more !
3” : Is it in?
2“ : Idiot ! just use your tongue ! 6. Woman in bed with husband\'s best friend, phone
rings! ”YES“.. OK, BYE”. She turns to her
lover and says, THAT\'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE\'S
NOW GOLFING WITH YOU. 7. 3 Roosters: a normal, a retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!! 8. What\'s the most difficult GOLF COURSE in this
world?
Answer : INTER COURSE.
No matter how many strokes or what style you
play, your balls will never go in !! 9. FACT : Women can get a 2 inch wide penis into
a 1.5 inch vagina in pitchdark, but can\'t
get a fucking 15 feet car into a 40ft
parking space in broad daylight !! 10. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to
heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply... the LEGS..
because everynight I see my mum\'s legs up high and
and screaming \"OH GOD! I\'M COMING....
11. 3 Guys were introduced to a girl.
Hi,.... I\'m Peter, not a saint.
I\'m Paul not a POPE.
I\'m John not a Baptist...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I\'m Mary, not a VIRGIN. 12. Q: Why do men have pubic hair?
A: A nest for their bird...
Q: Why do women have pubic hair?
A: A resting place for the coming bird !!! 13. What does it mean when a girl offers PEPSI
to a guy : P : Please
E : Enter
P : Penis
S : Slowly
I : Inside Ahhhhh... Shiok.... 14. Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams.. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
Wives are Maggie. Eaten when there\'s nothing to eat.!!! 15. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts
her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied :I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
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Deze pagina verzamelt zeer oude doorstuurmails en domme lijstjes die ons in de prehistorie gemaild werden. We hadden ze destijds verzameld als "funmails" en je kon ze vanaf de site naar anderen doorsturen.En waarom bewaren we ouwe nest? Daarom. Omdat we daar goesting in hebben.
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