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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- I left school at 17 and was a star by the time I was 18... in certain parts of the world anyway ~ George Michael
- dao stikt ie z'ne bek nè oan!
- The national aeronsmith and space
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
- John Rambo totally looks like Rocky Balboa!!
- Dit kwootje is geplaatst omdat er nog geen was waar het woordje 'muis' in voorkwam
- Ericskei: als uw knie in de lucht is kan uw voet nie op de grond staan hé
- He's right, air is heavier than sugar. Learned that in chem class
- Mijn schatje mijn prinses waar ik zoveel van jou en waar super trots op ben
- op je paspoort.... ´Sex:´... bedoelen ze nu M. de M van Meisje, of V, de v van vent?
- De bultenaar had een bochelamputatie achter de rug
- My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
- In de volière was een houten afdekplaat bevestigd boven de voergleuf, waarop te lezen stond: "uitwerpselenglijbaan"
- A man is a man all his life. A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
