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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- He's a poet, he's a philosopher, and last night, I think I saw him walking on water ~ Mick JaggerMick Jagger introducing Bono when he received his MTV Free Your Mind award, Nov. 1999...
- wees niet blind, bescherm je kind! Laat het zonder mondmasker uit huis, dan zit het volgende week strontziek thuis!
- de kweker zit op zwart zaad
- Ik word liever gehaat om wie ik ben dan geliefd om wie ik niet ben...
- Ow godmiljaar.......nei he !!! Hangt me die weer 5 weken lang in de lamellen Mosse de sjroeve losdrejje, hink ze der 5 seconde in, is ze alweer onger Joah mer dan motte veer weer nuuje lamelleke
- Toen wist de horlogemaker wel hoe laat het was!
- Mag ik dit gebruiken om naar mijn vader te sturen?
- What's the loudest fart you've ever heard in public? Mine was at the Long Beach Antique Swapmeet in 1996. I was in the men's room (which was all tile, large and built in the 70's.) I was at the urinal and this guy was in the stall, this fart got louder as he went into it and it reverberated throughout the entire bathroom. This was a large bathroom with about 20 urinals. It literally sounded like an air horn or air raid siren
- Ik val op Spaanse jongens, dus ik ben Pedrofiel
- My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
- Vous ne devriez pas être découragé par l'état actuel des choses. Parfois, de bonnes choses arrivent à de bonnes personnes, et c'est l'une d'entre elles.
- Eind oktober weer goedkober
- Mieters, de astrante, recalcitrante blaag, met zijn rudimentaire nepotistische handelingen, reageerde stoïcijns op zijn welverdiende optater
- If you don't have to pay for the product, it means you are the product.
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
