Eluterius

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• Geej se lèllike voel hod!
• I personally donated $2,500 to the Red Cross yesterday Normally I don´ t like to tell how much I donated and to whom, but I felt sometimes it´ s good to share info in the hopes that others will feel inspired to donate whatever they can ~ Moby
• de postbode is bezorgd
• I once fell asleep on an empty bus, and farted so loud in my sleep I woke myself up. Then realized the bus was full now and everyone was looking at me. I just went back to sleep cuz what else am I gonna do?
• ik heb de opmerkingen van Han en Sacha verwerkt in de fractie van de BBQ Natuurlijk is je partner ook van harte welkom
• Zó veel namen om uit te kiezen en dan je zoon Lambert noemen...
• een pintje in de kraag vatten
• Of nie of hoe of wa...?
• Let's make Kraftwerk, Milli Vanilli, Mötley Crüe and The Bee Gees have a transmutating lovechild with Barbra Streisand and Montserrat Caballé as godmothers! Involve Frank Zappa and all surrogate Emine
• De Brigitten die we tijdens de bergritten begroetten bleken Britten te zijn
• Let op: geld geven kost óók geld.
• My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
• Met a bloke who drinks brake fluid. He can stop anytime he wants to.
• Het bevindt zich binnen de Antwerpse ring. Dus die M in de afkorting moet wel voor marginaal staan
• Heel Almere is in de tussentijd geplunderd. Inbraken, branden en plunderingen. Het centrum is vernietigd. De politie schat de schade op enkele honderden euro's.
• Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!