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- Betty sings about starlight and champagne. I sing about dead rabbits and blow jobs. When I say music is violence, she says it´s love; when I say it´s math, she says it´s tap dancing. ~ Kristin Hersh
- da was goverdomme ne lieve hond jonge!
- Today, at work, as I stood in front of the urinal, I noticed someone had wiped several large, greenish boogers on the wall, one of which still had a nose hair in it. I salute you cleaning staff, I never realized how much shit you had to put up with
- Ecoñosto Meat Beat Mañi Festo
- Guy-Patric Quincaille, halftijds stoeplegger uit Montastré, kan rustig blijven tijdens hyperactieve paniekaanvallen.
- Hello my name is MATT D'AGATI. I have no friends and no life. I spend my time flooding websites with boring, uninteresting, annoying, repeating spam
- Heb je zelf uiers, dan hoef je nooit aan de luiers
- In Honduras wordt elk anderhalf uur iemand doodgeschoten. In Dogduras becomes each half hour somebody dead geshot.
- ich hem majeneis op mien boks geknujd
- Stom he, als je steeds de eindletter 'n' weglaat!
- Een striemend fluitconcert rolt van de tribunes in Jan Breydel
- My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
- My daughter, after hearing or seeing anything remotely amusing has started saying 'lol' instead of laughing!
- Bij het binnengaan van de kerk werden we gefouilleerd. Ik moest mijn paternotser afgeven, die bleek verdacht
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
