Eluterius

Gazondabber, 2005-03-25

* Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

* Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

* Men are like... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

* Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.

* Men are like... parking spots. All the good ones are taken.

* Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

* Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that

bright.

* Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

* Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

* Men are like... miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

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