Eluterius

Gazondabber, 2004-05-13

Een verzameling reclameslogans, bewegwijzeringen, advertenties, ... die dubbelzinnig kunnen worden opgenomen :D





Dubbelzinnig RULES!





Outside a jeweller's shop:


Ears pierced while you wait





Outside an electrical store:


Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come in here!





Sign in a laundromat:


Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out





In a dress shop window:


Don't stand outside and faint - come in and have a fit


Sign in a London department store:


Bargain basement upstairs





In an office:


Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken





Outside a farm:


Horse manure: 50p per pre-packed bag, 20p do-it-yourself


In the window of a dry cleaner's:


Same day dry cleaning - all garments ready in 48 hours





Road sign:


Turn right for the Fairy Glen. Beware of heavy lorries





At the zoo:


Please do not feed the elephants. If you have any peanuts or buns give them to the keeper on duty.





In an office:


After teabreak staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board





On a church door:


'This is the gate of Heaven. Enter Ye all by this door.' (This door is kept locked because of the draught. Please use side door.)





Outside a furniture shop:


Our motto: We promise you the lowest prices and workmanship


Sign in a German cafe:


Mothers, please wash your hans before eating


Outside a secondhand shop:


We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?





In a grocery shop:


Try our local butter. Nobody can touch it





In a Chinese restaurant:


If you are satisfactory please tell your friends. If you are not satisfactory please tell the waiter





Outside a farm:


Cattle please close gate


Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the





Prince of Wales:


The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow


Outside a photographer's studio:





Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also





Sign on a farm gate:


Dogs found worrying will be shot





In a restaurant:


Customers who find our waiting staff rude should see the manager


Seen at the side of a Sussex road:


Slow cattle crossing. No overtaking for the next 100 yrs.





Outside a smart shop:


No children aloud





Seen outside a travel agenc...